Artifarts 💨

A loving parody of the Artifacts mod's Whoopee Cushion. Where Artifacts gives you one cushion with one fart, Artifarts gives you a whole wardrobe.

How it works

Equip a cushion in the Seat slot (added through Curios). After that, every time you press sneak there's a chance you let one rip — same trigger as the original Whoopee Cushion, but each cushion has its own sound at a randomized pitch, so the comedy never gets stale.

The lineup

Crafting

Every cushion is a simple shapeless recipe — a base plus one themed item:

• Base: the Artifacts Whoopee Cushion (if you have Artifacts installed), or Leather + Wind Charge as a fallback that always works.
• Themed item: Wet One = Water Bucket (you keep the bucket) · Silent but Deadly = Phantom Membrane · Cheek Squeak = Piston · Thunder from Down Under = Lightning Rod · Machine Gun = Repeater · Trouser Trumpet = Note Block · Alarm = Clock · Booty Bomb = TNT.
• Allthefartium Cushion: all eight cushions together.

Requirements

• NeoForge for Minecraft 1.21.1
• Curios API (required — provides the equipment slot)
• Artifacts (optional — unlocks the Whoopee Cushion crafting variants)