🦴 Dumb Skeletons

...Annoying too smart skeletons?

Yeah. We fixed that.

Dumb Skeletons removes the last brain cell from every skeleton in the game. Now they:

• 🎯 Aim forever. Watch a skeleton hold a fully drawn bow for 2+ seconds, like he's reading the manual first.
• 🏹 Shoot like a stormtrooper. Every arrow gets a fresh random spread roll. Point-blank misses included, free of charge.
• 👓 Are legally blind. Stand 10 blocks away and wave at him. He doesn't know. He will never know.

Works on every skeleton: regular guys, Strays, Boggeds, Parcheds — and yes, even the Wither Skeleton if he ever picks up a bow.

Who is this for

• Chill playthroughs where a skeleton is a visitor, not a sniper.
• Hardcore worlds you'd actually like to survive.
• Anyone who enjoys a free comedy show called watch him miss.

FAQ

Is this fair? No. That's the entire point.

Does it work with other mob mods? Vanilla skeletons: dumb, guaranteed. Modded skeletons: depends on their AI — they either join the dumb club or stay smart. 50/50, fun either way.

Why? Why not.