一只命名为「老吴」的猫和任意一只猫靠近时，会头对头歪头旋转、体型放大、并随机播放两种 BGM；右键其中一只猫即可打断，两只猫自然走开。支持单人与多人，多人下服务端权威同步、所有玩家看到的效果完全一致。

Fabric前置为mod menu

一只命名为"老吴"的猫和 6 格内任意一只猫触发：

• 两只猫先走到一起、身体面对面锁定，头各自歪头（镜像歪头）+ 弓背哈气姿势 + 体型放大
• 随机循环播放选定的 BGM 之一（16 格内玩家听到）
• 玩家右键任意一只猫打断，两只猫自然走开
• 被打断的这对猫 3 分钟内不再触发

除了「老吴猫」，本 mod 还有一套耄耋猫玩法：用任意木系方块（橡木/云杉/桦木/丛林/金合欢/深色橡木/樱桃木/红木/诡异木等均可，混搭也行）搭一个立面结构，附近一只命名为「耄耋」的猫会被召到结构座位上；猫坐下后，玩家 5 格内持续循环播放哈气音效、并转头看向最近的玩家；破坏结构即解除。

• 结构被识别后，服务端在 10 格内找一只命名为「耄耋」的猫，teleport 到锚点楼梯顶并令其坐下（不冻结 AI）。
• 猫坐好后：玩家进入 5 格 范围 → 循环播放哈气音效（maodie.ogg，16 格内可闻、自然衰减）；猫会转头盯最近的玩家。离开范围即停。
• 破坏结构任一部件（尤其锚点楼梯）→ 解除，猫恢复自由站立走开。
• 命名贴图：任意一只猫命名为「耄耋」后，底图换成对应它自身花色的「哈基米」风格贴图（成猫；幼猫保持原版贴图，避免报错）。换皮纯客户端、按名字判定，不依赖结构。

这是一面「猫窝墙」：在地面上沿水平方向铺一个 6 宽（x:05）× 6 高（y:05） 的立面，所有方块都在同一 z 层（厚度 1 格）。任意木系方块均可（木板 / 楼梯 / 活板门 / 台阶），不同木种可以混搭。

立面图（y 从上到下，x 从左到右；原点 [0,0,0] 为最左下角的地基层）：

y\x    0     1     2     3     4     5
 5    [ ]   [ ]   [T]   [T]   [ ]   [ ]
 4    [ ]   [S]   [T]   [S]   [S]   [ ]
 3    [T]   [T]   [ ]   [S]   [ ]   [T]
 2    [T]   [L]   [S]   [ ]   [T]   [T]
 1    [ ]   [S]   [T]   [S]   [S]   [ ]   ← 锚点楼梯在 x=4,y=1（猫坐其顶上）
 0    [ ]   [T]   [P]   [P]   [T]   [ ]

图例：S=楼梯 stairs　T=活板门 trapdoor　P=木板 planks　L=台阶 slab　[ ]=空气（不放）

坐标与状态清单（共 23 个方块，相对原点 [0,0,0]）：

木种不限：上表中「木板/楼梯/活板门/台阶」可用任意木系方块替代（橡木/云杉/桦木/丛林/金合欢/深色橡木/樱桃木等），不同位置可以用不同木种混搭。活板门的 facing（朝向）可以任意摆放，mod 匹配时会自动忽略。

懒人方案：本仓库提供 Litematica 投影文件 docs/耄耋的家.litematic，装 Litematica 模组后直接加载投影即可一键摆好整面结构（投影里 [3,2,0] 处有一个黑蜡烛，可放可不放，mod 不检查该位置）。

• 锚点楼梯 [4,1,0]：猫 teleport 到其上方一格 [4,2,0]，坐在楼梯顶（不是落在活板门上）。
• 木种不限：整面结构可以用任意木系方块（橡木/云杉/桦木/丛林/金合欢/深色橡木/樱桃木等），不同位置可以混搭不同木种。mod 只认方块类型（楼梯就是楼梯、活板门就是活板门），不限制具体木种。
• 活板门朝向（facing）可以任意摆——结构匹配时忽略活板门朝向，怎么转都认；但开/关（open）、上半/下半（half）必须与清单一致。
• 楼梯朝向跟随结构旋转：结构可以整体旋转 90°/180°/270° 摆放，mod 会自动识别 4 个朝向；楼梯朝西/朝东等表述不再适用——你按自己喜欢的方向搭，楼梯朝向与结构朝向一致即可（mod 内部随旋转一起比对）。活板门朝向仍任意。
• 需要一只命名为「耄耋」的猫在结构 10 格内；服务端每 20 tick 扫描识别，识别成功即召猫就座。
• 破坏任一部件（尤其锚点楼梯）→ 解除，猫恢复自由。

服务端权威架构：多人模式下服务端必须装此 mod（整活逻辑在服务端），客户端装了才有歪头 / 放大 / 弓背哈气 / 音乐；单人模式自动包含两端。

音频文件（laowu2.ogg / qiliang.ogg）未包含在仓库中，请自行放入 src/main/resources/assets/laowu_meme/sounds/。 需 Ogg Vorbis 格式（MC 只支持 ogg），可用 ffmpeg 从 mp3 转换：

ffmpeg -i input.mp3 -c:a libvorbis -q:a 4 -ar 44100 -ac 1 output.ogg

在游戏内打开本 mod 的配置界面（触发整活后按 Escape 或 Mod 菜单进入），点击「打开音频文件夹」会打开 config/laowu_meme/sounds/。 把 .ogg 文件放进该文件夹，重新打开配置界面即可看到并启用，触发整活时会随内置音频一起随机播放；无需重启游戏，也无需 F3+T 重载。

• 导入音频必须是 .ogg（Ogg Vorbis）格式——Minecraft 只支持 ogg，放 mp3 / wav 等其他格式不会被播放。
• 如果你手上是 mp3，可用在线网站先转成 ogg，例如 FreeConvert（https://www.freeconvert.com/mp3-to-ogg）或其他同类站点（CloudConvert、OnlineConvert 等），转完把下载到的 .ogg 丢进上面的文件夹即可。
• 配置界面里每条音频都可单独启用 / 禁用，禁用状态会记到 config/laowu_meme/enabled.properties，下次进游戏仍生效。

类似mod:catfight-mod Minecraft Fabric 1.20.1 https://github.com/ATLCNND/catfight-mod

• 猫贴图来自 maocraft 材质包，作者 一A化三哈，B 站主页：https://space.bilibili.com/1756604526 。本 mod 将其全套家猫花色贴图内置为「耄耋」命名猫的专属外观，特此感谢授权使用。

中文介绍看这里

laowu meme

A Minecraft meme mod about cats! When a cat named Laowu (老吴) gets close to any other cat, they lock eyes, bump heads with mirrored head-tilts, arch their backs, grow bigger, and a random BGM starts playing. Right-click either cat to break it up and they walk away naturally. Works in singleplayer and multiplayer — the server is authoritative, so every player sees the exact same thing.

Features

• A cat named "Laowu" + any cat within 6 blocks → they walk together, face each other, mirrored head-tilt + arched-back hissing pose + size boost
• Randomly plays one of the selected BGMs (audible within 16 blocks)
• Right-click either cat to break them up; they walk off naturally
• The broken-up pair won't retrigger for 3 minutes
• Milkcat reskin: name any cat "奶猫" (Milkcat) to swap its texture to a cute yellow cartoon cat (same skin for all coat colors, adults only)
• Shovel flatten: right-click a cat with any shovel to flatten it into a "干" shape (body squashed, legs splayed) — it pops back after 8 seconds; also cancels any active head-bump pairing

Maodie Cat (multi-block structure)

There's a second feature: Maodie Cat (耄耋). Build a wall structure from any wood-type blocks (oak, spruce, birch, jungle, acacia, dark oak, cherry, mangrove, warped, etc. — mixing is fine), and a nearby cat named Maodie will be summoned to sit on its seat. While seated, the cat hisses on loop when a player is within 5 blocks and turns its head to track the nearest player. Breaking the structure releases it.

How it works

• Once the structure is detected, the server finds a cat named Maodie within 10 blocks, teleports it onto the anchor stair top and makes it sit (AI not frozen).
• Seated cat: player within 5 blocks → looping hiss sound (maodie.ogg, audible within 16 blocks with natural falloff); the cat tracks the nearest player with its head. Stops when you leave the range.
• Breaking any part of the structure (especially the anchor stair) → releases the cat; it stands up and walks away.
• Name-based reskin: any cat named Maodie gets a "Hakimi-style" texture matching its own coat color (adult cats only; kittens keep vanilla textures to avoid errors). Purely client-side, name-based, independent of the structure.

Building the structure

This is a "cat house wall": lay a 6-wide (x:0–5) × 6-tall (y:0–5) vertical face on the ground, all blocks on the same z layer (1 block thick). Any wood-type blocks work (planks / stairs / trapdoors / slabs); different wood types can be mixed.

Elevation view (y top-to-bottom, x left-to-right; origin [0,0,0] is the bottom-left ground block):

y\x    0     1     2     3     4     5
 5    [ ]   [ ]   [T]   [T]   [ ]   [ ]
 4    [ ]   [S]   [T]   [S]   [S]   [ ]
 3    [T]   [T]   [ ]   [S]   [ ]   [T]
 2    [T]   [L]   [S]   [ ]   [T]   [T]
 1    [ ]   [S]   [T]   [S]   [S]   [ ]   ← anchor stair at x=4,y=1 (cat sits on top)
 0    [ ]   [T]   [P]   [P]   [T]   [ ]

Legend: S=stairs　T=trapdoor　P=planks　L=slab　[ ]=air (empty)

Block list (23 blocks total, relative to origin [0,0,0]):

Any wood type: planks/stairs/trapdoors/slabs can be replaced with any wood variant (oak, spruce, birch, jungle, acacia, dark oak, cherry, etc.), mixed freely across positions. The mod only checks block type (a stair is a stair), not the wood species.

Lazy setup: the repo includes a Litematica schematic docs/耄耋的家.litematic — load it with the Litematica mod to place the whole structure in one go. (A black candle at [3,2,0] in the schematic is optional; the mod doesn't check it.)

Rules & tips

• Anchor stair [4,1,0]: the cat teleports to one block above it [4,2,0], sitting on the stair top (not on the trapdoor).
• Trapdoor facing is free — the mod ignores trapdoor facing when matching; but open/closed and half must match the list.
• The whole structure can be rotated 90°/180°/270° — the mod auto-detects all 4 orientations; stair facing just needs to be consistent with the structure's rotation (the mod compares rotated). Trapdoor facing still doesn't matter.
• A cat named Maodie must be within 10 blocks of the structure; the server scans every 20 ticks and summons the cat once recognized.
• Breaking any part (especially the anchor stair) → releases the cat.

Server-authoritative architecture

On multiplayer servers, the server must have this mod installed (all logic runs server-side); clients need it too for the head-tilt / size boost / hiss / music rendering. In singleplayer, one copy covers both sides automatically.

Audio

Built-in audio

The audio files (laowu2.ogg / qiliang.ogg) are not bundled in the repo — put them in src/main/resources/assets/laowu_meme/sounds/ if building from source. Must be Ogg Vorbis (MC only supports ogg); convert mp3 with ffmpeg:

ffmpeg -i input.mp3 -c:a libvorbis -q:a 4 -ar 44100 -ac 1 output.ogg

Imported audio (hot-swap at runtime)

Open the mod's config screen in-game (press Escape or via the Mods menu after triggering a meme), click "Open audio folder" to open config/laowu_meme/sounds/. Drop .ogg files in there, reopen the config screen to see and enable them — they'll join the built-in audio pool for random playback. No restart or F3+T needed.

• Imported audio must be .ogg (Ogg Vorbis) — MC won't play mp3/wav.
• Have an mp3? Convert online first ,then drop the .ogg into the folder.
• Each audio entry can be individually enabled/disabled in the config screen; the state persists to config/laowu_meme/enabled.properties across sessions.

Requirements

• mod menu(fabric)

Credits

• Cat textures from the maocraft resource pack by 一A化三哈 (Bilibili:https://space.bilibili.com/1756604526). His full set of cat coat textures is bundled as the exclusive look for "Maodie"-named cats. Thanks for the permission!

License

MIT