🥸 Moustache Madness

What happens when your own moustache comes alive, runs away, and becomes your greatest enemy?

Moustache Madness is a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft Fabric mod for Minecraft 1.21.11 where your moustache has a mind of its own! Watch it escape from your face, dodge your attacks, summon decoys, hijack mobs, and challenge you with unpredictable survival events.

Craft powerful barber weapons, chase your runaway facial hair, survive insane MLG clutch challenges, and prepare for the ultimate showdown against the Evolved Moustache Overlord!

Chase your moustache. Catch it. Or face the MADNESS!

✨ 4 Unique 3D Wearable Moustaches

Equip cosmetic 3D moustaches featuring custom Blockbench models, textures, animations, particles, and passive perks.

• 🥸 Normal Moustache — A classic, natural gentleman style.
• 🎩 Gentleman's Moustache — Grants Hero of the Village and Luck.
• 👑 Golden Moustache — Grants Absorption and sparkles with luxurious golden particles.
• 🔮 Magical Moustache — Grants Night Vision and Jump Boost.

Pro Tip: If your real moustache runs away, equip another decorative moustache to entice it back toward you!

💈 The Barber Arsenal — New Weapons & Gear!

Hunt down rogue facial hair with an entire arsenal of themed barber weapons, gadgets, and cosmetic items!

• 🪒 Barber's Razor — A swift, katana-style weapon that deals +50% execution damage when the boss drops below 50% HP. Instantly eliminates decoy moustache clones in one hit.
• ✂️ Giant Scissors — Heavy dual-blade attacks with powerful sweeping knockback and crowd control.
• 🪃 Comb Boomerang — Throws a slicing comb that curves through targets before returning directly to your hand.
• 🍯 Wax Strip Launcher — Fires sticky hot-wax projectiles that trap and immobilize runaway moustaches and mobs.
• 🧼 Shaving Foam Bomb — Throws an explosive canister that releases dense foam, blinding and slowing nearby targets.
• 🪝 Tweezer Grapple — Hooks and pulls runaway moustaches or hostile targets straight into melee range.
• 💨 Hair Dryer — Unleashes powerful heated winds that push mobs backward and set them ablaze.
• 💈 Barber Pole Spear — A long-reach polearm with spinning red-white-blue spiral attacks.
• ✨ Moustache Wax Polish — Adds shimmering particle trails to your moustache and grants temporary speed buffs.
• 🎭 Fake Moustache — Give moustaches to your friends, villagers, or hostile mobs for hilarious chaos!

🧤 Moustache Catching System & Madness Progression

Every escape and unresolved chase can increase your Madness Level from 0 to 15.

Catch Your Runaway Moustache

Moustache Catcher

• Reliable primary catching tool.
• 4.5-block reach.
• Special sweeping particle effects during capture.

Bare Hands

• Catch your moustache by right-clicking.
• Starts with a 50% success chance at Madness Level 0.
• Catch probability decreases as Madness rises, reaching a minimum of 10%.

Rising Madness, Rising Chaos!

The higher your Madness Level, the faster and more dangerous your moustache becomes.

• Increased speed and agility.
• Fake dodges and evasive jumps.
• Decoy moustache clones and illusion swarms.
• Short-range teleportation.
• Silverfish and Cave Spider distractions.
• Mob hijacking, giving moustaches and weapons to zombies and spiders!

At Madness Level 15, the chaos reaches its ultimate stage...

🪂 MLG Sky Clutch Events

When your moustache escapes, you may suddenly be thrown into random high-altitude Minecraft clutch challenges!

Can you survive the fall?

• Water Bucket Clutch
• Slime Block Bounce
• Hay Bale Cushion
• Cobweb Fall
• Boat Clutch
• Powder Snow Clutch
• Ender Pearl Precision Clutch

Expect random speed and gravity effects, unexpected challenges, and hilarious custom sound effects.

Survive the clutch or face the consequences!

👑 THE FINAL SHOWDOWN: Evolved Moustache Overlord

Madness Level 15 — Your moustache has evolved beyond control!

When your Madness reaches Level 15, your runaway moustache transforms into the terrifying Evolved Moustache Overlord, turning a simple chase into an epic boss battle.

⚡ Epic Summoning Ritual

• Screen-rattling lightning effects.
• Darkened skies and dramatic atmosphere.
• Custom boss health bar.
• Epic musical fanfare.

⚔️ Deadly Boss Abilities

• Whirlwind comb barrages.
• Devastating clone swarms.
• Razor shockwaves.
• High-speed ground slams.

🔒 The 10% HP Capture Mechanic

You cannot catch the Boss at full health!

Fight the Evolved Moustache Overlord and weaken it to 10% HP or lower before using your Moustache Catcher to capture it.

💀 A Persistent Nightmare

Dying won't make the Boss disappear. Your moustache won't magically return to your face either!

You must confront your creation and either capture it or defeat it in battle.

🏆 Legendary Victory Rewards

Capture the Boss

• Resets your Madness Level to 1.
• Rewards you with rare items.

Defeat the Boss

• Triggers a grand victory screen and title announcement.
• Plays epic victory fanfare.
• Rewards you with high-tier loot, including Diamond Armor, Diamond Tools, Enchanted Golden Apples, rare resources, and Barber weapons.

Your moustache. Your nightmare. Your final battle.

📡 Moustache Detector

Never lose track of your runaway fuzz!

• Scans for moustaches within a 48-block radius.
• Provides directional radar pings and distance tracking.
• Tracks the target for 15 seconds.
• Highlights your target for easier tracking.
• Designed to keep your health, armor, hunger, and chat HUD clear.

🛠️ Crafting Recipes

Craft your moustaches, catching equipment, and barber arsenal using familiar Minecraft materials.

Note: Ingredients are listed as recipe summaries. Check the in-game recipe system for the exact crafting layout.

💻 Commands

Use these commands to control your moustache madness!

• /moustache trigger — Force your moustache to escape immediately.
• /moustache catch — Instantly recover your active runaway moustache.
• /moustache setmadness <0-15> — Set your Madness Level. Set it to 15 to trigger the Boss encounter.
• /moustache status — Check your current Madness Level, cooldowns, and escape timers.
• /moustache restore — Reset your face and moustache state to clean defaults.

⚙️ Configuration

Customize the mod to suit your preferred level of chaos.

Configuration File: config/moustachemayhem.json

Available settings include:

• Escape intervals and chase durations.
• Chase timeout effects.
• MLG clutch event enable/disable options.
• Damage multipliers and gameplay adjustments.

🌐 Multiplayer & Compatibility

• Platform: Minecraft Fabric
• Minecraft Version: 1.21.1/1.21.11
• Multiplayer: Dedicated Servers and LAN

Other players can see your 3D moustaches, runaway moustache entities, animations, particles, and sound effects.

Boss encounters, custom rendering layers, and boss health bars are designed to synchronize across multiplayer sessions.

For the best multiplayer experience, ensure the mod is installed and configured appropriately on the server and connecting clients.

🥸 Ready to Embrace the Madness?

Craft your gear. Chase your moustache. Master the clutch challenges. Face the Evolved Moustache Overlord.

Your moustache has escaped. The hunt begins NOW! 💈🔥