The Joke Books - Cursed Enchantments

 Warning: This mod is designed purely for trolling and entertainment. It contains 11 cursed enchantments that will make your survival harder, not easier. Perfect for content creators, prank servers, and players who enjoy suffering!

 Features (11 Cursed Enchantments)

Armor & Movement (Self-Trolling):
• Feather Falling Reversed - Increases fall damage by 50% per level (up to 250%)
• Soap Bubble - Sprinting causes uncontrollable sliding with bubble particles  
• Reverse Jump - Jumping rotates you 180° and launches you backward
• Fragile - Equipment durability drains 2x faster and may shatter completely (disappear forever)

Weapons & Tools (Skill-Trolling):
• Water Arrow - Arrows create a 3x3 water pool at YOUR feet when hitting targets
• Slacking Off - Permanent Mining Fatigue when holding tools (-50% speed)
• Traitor - Tools "get angry" after use, fly out of your hand, and deal 1-3 hearts damage. They may return in 10 seconds... or vanish forever
• Drumstick - Only works on sticks. Plays random note block sounds when hitting enemies (noise maker)

Special (Friend-Trolling):
• Big Luck - Minecarts auto-rush toward the nearest entity (including you) at 2x speed when placed
• Undead Helper - Attacking undead heals them and equips them with full iron armor. Zombies say "Thank you!"
• Bargain Cut - Always 0.5 heart short of killing. After 3 hits, the target "bargain succeeds" and vanishes. Drops are doubled, but half are useless stones

 How to Use:
1. Install Forge 1.20.1 (47.1.10+)
2. Place the mod in your mods folder
3. Enchant your gear (Creative mode or /enchant command)
4. Suffer and enjoy!

 Technical Details:
• Minecraft Version: 1.20.1
• Loader: Forge 47.1.0+
• Side: Client and Server required
• Config: None yet (all enchantments are always enabled)

 Notes:
These enchantments are intentionally unbalanced and designed for entertainment purposes. Do not use in serious survival worlds unless you enjoy pain!

Made by up_weiqumao

The Joke Books

> WARNING: This mod contains reverse mechanics that may cause equipment loss, character death, and broken friendships. The author is not responsible for any damaged keyboards.

A mod designed purely for trolling and content creation, adding 10 "curse-level" joke enchantments. They won't make you stronger, just make your survival more "interesting".

Enchantment List (All obtainable via /enchant)

Armor (Self-Trolling)

• Feather Falling Reversed - Reverse fall protection. Higher falls = More damage (up to 5x)
• Soap Bubble - Sprinting creates bubbles beneath you, causing uncontrollable sliding
• Reverse Jump - Jumping rotates your view 180° and launches you backward
• Fragile - Equipment durability drains 2x faster, chance to shatter completely (disappear)

Weapons (Skill-Trolling)

• Water Arrow - Arrows create 3×3 water pool at YOUR feet when hitting targets (drown yourself)
• Slacking Off - Permanent mining fatigue when holding tools (-50% speed)
• Traitor - Tools "get angry" after use, fly out of your hand and deal 1-3 hearts damage (may return in 10s, or vanish forever)
• Drumstick - Only works on sticks. Plays random note block sounds when hitting (noise maker)

Special (Friend-Trolling)

• Big Luck - Minecarts auto-rush toward nearest entity (including you) at 2x speed when placed
• Undead Helper - Attacking undead heals them and equips them with iron armor (Zombies: Thank you!)
• Bargain Cut - Always 0.5 heart short of killing. After 3 hits, target "bargain succeeds" and vanishes (drops include useless stones)

Screenshot Ideas

1. Jumping from 100 blocks with "Feather Falling Reversed" boots
2. Getting washed away by your own "Water Arrow"
3. Giving zombies diamond armor with "Undead Helper"
4. Pickaxe flying away with "Traitor" enchantment

Recommended For

• Funny survival let's plays
• Multiplayer trolling sessions
• Streamer challenge runs
• Torture streamer challenges
• Hardcore survival (unless you're mad)

Technical Info

• Forge: 1.20.1 (47.1.10+)
• No dependencies required
• Config: None yet (toggle switches may come later)

License

MIT License - Use freely, modify freely, but please credit the author.

Made by up_weiqumao