The Beefy Update

Bucket of Steak: initially contains only 3 pieces of steak, but can be enchanted with Unbreaking and Mending to become an almost infinite food source

Chorus Steak: works like a Chorus Fruit, but with the health benefits of a normal steak (can be eaten regardless of hunger level)

Coal Steak: an edible fuel source
Crafting Steak: a portable Crafting Table. The Crafting menu will stay open once the steak is eaten, but once it is closed you will need to eat more to access the menu again

Diamond Steak: the superior form of Iron Steak
Dynamite Steak: explodes when eaten and gives the player a small amount of resistance to give them a higher chance of surviving a chain reaction
Fiery Steak: gives the player Fire Resistance when eaten, but causes a fireball to shoot from their mouth and sets them on fire. Be careful, the fireball can destroy blocks!
Furnace Steak: quickly but inefficiently smelts items in the player's inventory as long as the player is also carrying fuel

Golden Steak: it's like a Golden Apple, except even tastier

Invincibeef: gives the player effects stronger than those from an Enchanted Golden Apple, but much harder to obtain

Iron Steak: makes the player slower but stronger
Mystery Steak: gives the player a random effect with a random duration and amplifier (careful: this can be dangerous!)
Redstone Steak: slightly increases the duration of all active effects
Spectral Steak: reveals all entities within 32 blocks of the player for a short period, but makes the player glow when eaten
Sponge Steak: absorbs water nearby like a regular Sponge, but the item is consumed after (yields less hunger points)

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