🍺 Tolik: The Immortal Boomer

Have you ever felt lonely in Minecraft? Say less! This mod adds Tolik — an immortal, flat 2D boomer companion who follows you everywhere.

⚔️ How does he help?

He protects you! Tolik will instantly annihilate ANY hostile mob (including Phantoms and Slimes) with a powerful... yellow stream.

🤬 How does he ruin your life?

Tolik is the most annoying entity ever created:

• The Wall: If you run too fast, he might build a 3x3 brick wall right in your face to slow you down.
• Taxes: Dropped diamonds on the ground? Tolik will steal them for the "community fund".
• Insomnia: Try to sleep, and he will teleport to your bed, snore loudly, and kick you out of it.
• Pocket Trash: He will randomly throw items out of your inventory just to mess with you.
• Call of Nature: He regularly finds a nearby tree to pee on. Don't stare at him!
• Non-stop Yapping: His Nokia phone rings every minute, and he constantly complains about taxes, his back, and "cubic Minecraft".

🥃 The Vodka Mechanic

You can craft a Vodka Bottle (from Poisonous Potatoes, Sugar, and a Water Bottle). If Tolik drinks it, he becomes kind and stops throwing your items away for 1.5 minutes! You can even keep it in your inventory as a passive talisman.

• But beware... If he drinks 3 bottles of vodka, he will catch Delirium tremens (The Squirrel event), and start running away in panic with loud custom music!
• Don't break the bottle! If you throw the vodka on the ground using Shift + Right Click, Tolik will go into an Enraged Boss Mode, kick you out of Creative mode, and shoot you with unblockable red lasers until you die!

🎵 A Man of Culture

Tolik loves music. Put his custom Music Disc into a Jukebox, and he will drop everything to go stand next to it and enjoy the vibe. (Don't run too far away though, he will get mad!).

Created as a joke, and almost fully in Russian now translated on 6 languages.