East St. Louis

welcome to glorp, the modpack where everything is smoother than sandpaper dipped in yogurt.
no blocks
no items
only glorp

🌪️ WORLDGEN: HHRRNNNGBBLBLBL

the world is

fwip
fwop
fwAAAHHH

half the terrain is diagonal
the other half is vertical sideways
the third half is missing

you spawn inside a shape that goes mmmmmmhhhpf

🐠 MOBS: BRRRP CREATURES OF THE SPLORP

• blib – makes noise
• blub – also noise
• bloob – louder noise
• the one that goes GRAHHHHHHH
• sentient mayonnaise (hostile)
• ??? (unknown. forbidden. sweaty)

none of them walk
all of them schlorp

⚙️ TECH: NO MORE NO LESS JUST AAAAAAAAA

craft the honk
place the unk
use the bunk
fear the splunk

machines include:

• whrrrRRRRRRRk machine

• the thing that goes “no”

• a box with emotions

• the anti-having-fun generator

it powers off when you smile

✨ MAGIC: SKRGRRGRGRGRGRGRR

cast:

• plip

• plop

• ploop

• plorp

• PLORP!!! (dangerous)

one spell turns you into a warm idea
another makes your socks betray you

🧱 BLOCKS: MMFFFF

blocks:

• squish

• double squish

• mega squish

• the block that vibrates threateningly

• floor??? maybe???

• one flavor of block that smells like Tuesday

place them wrong
place them right
same result: blurf

📜 LORE: WRITTEN IN PURE STATIC

the ancient prophecy states:

“gkljsdfgksjdflgkjfg
blorf the blarf
when glob is glob
then glib is glab
schlabbadoobadoo
end transmission”

historians quit

🎯 OBJECTIVE: NO

your quest is:

not
never
negative one

you win by losing
you lose by existing
you exist by accident

welcome to glorp
leave immediately